I was sitting on the recliner watching TV.. their was a knock at the door... (but this really happened) I opened the door to find a girl that that has a eye-patch (white) and a tube from the trachea sticking out. I very much freaked out.. I had the door opened and she said that her vehicle need a jump, < I did notice a vehicle off to the side of the road up the road for a few hours today with hazard light on>

but back to the story... I am staring at the girl that has a eye patch and a tube and bandage sticking out from the throat area..  she also states the she would like to fill her water bottle. I let her in and show her to the kitchen area. I asked her if she would like something else to drink, I offered cola and root beer.. she chose root beer. I gave her a frosty mug from the icebox. she poured her drink. 

We went outside to the tool shed and I found the jumper cables and proceeded to my car.. had to move 2 years of junk for the passenger seat.. 

So I am driving this zombie to her vehicle... and wondering when the big bad person is going to get me!!! conk me over the head and end my life, I drove to her car and  and found this was real. there was a guy loading fuel, as if they really did run out of gas. hooked up the jumper cables and the car finally started. 

1. the moral:
   Friday the 13th.. strange knock at the door.. 
2.  grotesque female with an eye patch and a tube poking  from the throat, <but still kind of cute>
3. waiting for pimp daddy or the similar to pop-out and kill me.
4. this was a legit, and someone really needed some help. and I did the deed

xeno